Voodoo Doll #12, Joe the Plumber -- Click on above image to enlarge, if you can stand it...
05
Feb
10
Doodle #79: Rome Kanda (神田瀧夢).
Rome Kanda -- Click on image above to enlarge and clarify.
Hypochondriacs Anonymous Meeting #8 - Click on above image to enlarge.
This Sinkhole Brought to You by PSE&G -- Click on above image to enlarge
All fixed! We just heard from Summit-area Sr. Supervisor Ed. Bittner to the effect that our hole had been filled yesterday afternoon with topsoil, other lawn holes were filled as well, and a temporary patch was applied to the sinkhole in the street!
Click here to see an explanation with photos!
Is a Tie-Dyed Burqa Against the Rules? -- Click on above image to enlarge.
Doodle #75: How We Got a New Upright Vacuum -- Click on above image to enlarge.
17
Jan
10
Doodle #74: “Nana”, for Denise.
“Nana” -- Click on above image to enlarge
Pat Robertson Voodoo Doll - Click on above image to enlarge if you don't believe in two-century-old divine retribution.
Sarah Palin Heads to Vegas -- Click on the image above to enlarge.
Voodoo Doll #10 - Rudy Giuliani - Click on above image to enlarge unless you are the son of a janitor.
Do-it-Yourself facelift - click on the above image to enlarge.
Voodoo Doll #9 - Glenn Beck -- Click above image to enlarge unless you're both bipolar and deluded.
Hypochondriacs Anonymous Meeting #7 -- Click on above image to enlarge unless you think that doing so will give you a rare, undiagnosable disease.
02
Jan
10
Doodle #67: A Very Good Dog.
A Very Good Dog -- Click on above image to enlarge.
Voodoo Doll #8 - Rush Limbaugh -- Click on above bloated gasbag to bloat it even more!
A Real, Actual Conversation on Facebook -- Click on the above image to enlarge, then come back here and scroll down to see the actual Facebook conversation.
P. N. Abdulmutallab was on a “generic” terrorist watch list, which includes more than half a million names, but was not elevated to a no-fly list or even designated for additional security searches, Napolitano said. That would have required “specific, credible, derogatory information,” she said……….incredible!!
Sun at 15:18
But I can’t fly with my Swiss army knife, nose drops, etc.
Sun at 15:59
It is called politcal correctness
Sun at 16:39
In my opinion, it’s not political correctness but, rather, stupidity. The man was well known but dismissed as no threat whatsoever. In that case, had he been hassled in advance of his attempt, he could have sued, using the evidence that even Homeland Security didn’t think him a threat. But clearly he was a threat, so the original assessment was moronic.
Sun at 17:24
By not profiling him …that is political correctness
Sun at 17:40
Mollie, you are being a troll.
Sun at 17:57
What??? Am I not being polically correct??? If I am a troll, whatever that may be pray tell….Then you are someone that maybe needs to move to a different country. We have problems in this country and a big issue is all this political correctness that is ruining our system that our fore fathers worked very hard for. All you left leaning communists need to move out of the USA!!!! Go to a communist country, you will be so much happier !
Sun at 18:21
I’m so sorry; I assumed you’d understand. A troll, in the context of computer forums such as this, chat rooms, peer-to-peer support forums, newsgroups, etc., is someone who posts something which, in the context of the particular group conversation, he or she knows will be inflammatory. The troll does this as he or she is bored and craves the smug satisfaction of making other people angry.
Sun at 18:38
@Mollie: Your hate is radiating so strongly that it’s palpable clear across this great country of ours. Why do you hate so? What are you afraid of losing to the unwashed rabble of whom you’re so afraid?
Sun at 18:41
Jeff…You have me pegged sooo wrong. I absolutely love my country and the people in it. What I do not like is people wanting to change our democratic system. I love people of all colors and persuasions, to say I hate is so far off the beam it is actually really laughable.
Sun at 18:49
I have a German friend (non-Jew) She grew up in E.Germany. Her Father was a surgeon. Back then the Gov wanted the family home because it was large and they just wanted it. The Father lost his home, his profession and had to move his family into an intern camp. My friend finally ended up in W.Germany and then to US when she turned 18. She sees the signs, the very same signs that was going on in Germany back then, happening now. Slowly as people are believing everything the Gov tells us. We do not want more Gov in our life, why can’t people see this. Read Ayn Rand, she tells it much better than I.
Sun at 18:55
@Mollie: I stand my ground. After all, I’m fully qualified to think that you are full of hate, this based upon the actual words you write. What? You doubt my qualifications? But you, yourself, did the same when you pronounced that my wife is a Communist who should move out of OUR country. Don’t kid us; we know you’re as full of hate as cash and privilege. We po’ folk, here. We barely get along. But we’re happy. In fact, we’re very, very happy. I doubt you can say the same, spewing hate as you do.
Sun at 18:58
Paul, we’re waiting for you to say something. You started this!
Sun at 18:59
Paul is very smart.
Sun at 19:00
He also knows that there is not a mean bone in my body. I am not usually a Troll. I get insensed when people cannot see where our Gov is taking us.
Sun at 19:02
Well, as Paul declined to intervene, let me ask you again… You say this is a matter of us horrible FDR liberals being all PC. We say it was a mistake (which the current administration admits and the Bush administration never would have) in not putting Mutallab on the no-fly list after his influential father warned the US, and letting him on the plane (outside the USA, I might add) without baggage and without personal inspection.
I ask again if you would have all swarthy types, with or without Arab headdress and black people (who, in this case, just happens to be a radical Muslim) singled out for special treatment, profiled as you say?
This guy SHOULD have been singled-out as he’s a known radical and we were specifically warned. This guy should NOT have been singled-out just because he’s African (unless your fear of The Other extends to black people, I suppose).
You’re incensed (with a “c”) when “people cannot see where our Gov is taking us,” but what has this to do with what Paul posted? What are you afraid of losing? Your privileged status? Are you afraid The Other will move-in next door? You’re afraid of us, but we’re very much afraid of you and yours.
Yesterday at 15:16
Yes, he should have been singled out. But can’t you understand, yes…it
was a mistake by listening to the radical left and by doing that they thought they were being politically correct in NOT SINGLING HIM OUT !!!
Yesterday at 17:03
You didn’t answer my question. Would you profile and single-out all black Africans in western garb? How about eighth generation black Americans, in western garb, flying to Detroit from Amsterdam? If not, then political correctness has nothing to do with this except in your fantasy. He should have been on the no-fly list because he was on the possible radical list AND his father had warned the USA that his views had turned very extreme and the father suspected he’d do something like this. And he had no luggage! This has NOTHING to do with political correctness. It was criminal negligence. That’s it. Now, answer my question or fade away into your comfortable life (I’m picturing a McMansion, perhaps, with six bedrooms and five full baths, with a professional, six-burner range with hood; don’t forget the obligatory three car garage and sauna with room for a pony) and leave us FDR liberals alone. Oh, and make certain, if you will, that your grandchildren aren’t sent to public school. Don’t drive on taxpayer-supported roads, don’t fly anywhere, because that would require taxpayer-supported flight controllers, and, when you hit retirement age, do forgo your Social Security benefits, won’t you? Meanwhile, we’re still hoping for a public option or single-payer system (even better), a la Canada, this despite the fact that we’ll be eligible for Medicare in a couple of years, long before the health insurance changes are set to take effect. See, we FDR liberals are different from you Other-shunning conservatives in that we want what’s right for everyone, not just what serves us.
Paul, we’re still waiting for you to call a halt to this nonsense. Til you do, we’re on troll patrol.
Yesterday at 17:27
Hey!! Neutral corners people! I do not know how this devolved into arguing over “PCness”. For me , the most eyeopening part of the story was that the “generic” terrorist list has OVER A HALF MILLION names. These are people that are suspect and can board planes! Get me a bus!
@Molly….do you not consider that both liberals and conservatives adhere to the concept of PC? That political correctness (right or wrong) has to do with avoiding the rush to judgement based on stereotypes and has no political affiliation. If I assume all blonde women are dumb, all blacks are lazy and all Jews are cheap would that be PC. And where would that put me on the Liberal-Conservative scale??
Yesterday at 18:15
NO NO NO What is wrong with you. The Gov had the info on the man and
because of PC did not go after him. They had enough info on him to pull him
out. You have a screw loose to think I would profile people as you mentioned.
GEEEEZ JEFFERY……….
Yesterday at 18:41
Jeffrey I meant
Yesterday at 18:42
Hi Paul,
“rush to judgement based on stereotypes”…….Paul, that is what they did
!!! Or I should say did not do. They did NOT want to rush to judgement
!!!! because of PC !! That terrorist had all the signs of the bad guy but because of PC they let him through. They did not want to stereotype him.
The people who don’t understand this concept are people who lean way to the
left. This is exactly what happened in other countries when they were on
the way falling to communism. This is fact. People who will not open the
mind to the fact that our Gov is pushing us in a very wrong direction, is
hard to comprehend. Now, I don’t know whether or not these people on
Facebook are communism lovers, I was just mad that they jumped all over me. I
really don’t care what side you are on Paul, I just enjoy your friendship.
Yes I am very conservative and that does not mean Republican especially.
I believe in small Gov, not big Gov. That is my mantra. Hugs, Mollie
Yesterday at 19:04
@Mollie, You simply don’t get it and, alas, I know you never, ever will. Your logical mistake is in concocting a hate-based fantasy and then applying it to the real world. That fantasy is that this guy wasn’t stopped because bleeding-heart FDR pinko commie liberals think it’s fine to have people blowing up airplanes as long as we don’t offend anyone. This is NONSENSE! This is your Glenn Beckized view of the real world. But it’s not the real world alone, it’s the real world as viewed through your fearful, paranoid, frankly miserly and self-centered glasses, the real world tempered by fear and hate, as cheered-on by the greatest fantasy spinners of all time, the conservative media hosts like Limbaugh, Beck and the granddaddy fantasy manipulator of all time, Rove. But it’s not real! It’s your fantasy. So, you go hide in your white, anglo-saxon protestant enclave and build a shelter against the great unwashed, the blacks, the Jews, the towelheads of all persuasions (even if some of them are pacifist Indian Hindus – the towel is simply too, too…). You’ll need it, for, like it or not, there’s nothing you can do. I’m angry, as you can probably tell. My fondest hope is that you get ten times angrier at me than I am at you; it obviously comes naturally to you.
Yesterday at 20:33
YOU SOUND PRETTY NATURAL TO ME!!
Yesterday at 20:41
Only with the likes of you, deary, only with the likes of you. At least I’m not consumed with hate.
6 hours ago
You are the one consumed with HATE. I do not hate anyone. I especially love the Blacks, Muslims, Jews, unwashed,…..that see where our Gov is taking us. They are out there Jeffrey and you certainly are not one of them are you? No…You want our Gov to be like all the other Communist Countries.
Well….DREAM ON Jeffrey, ain’t goin to happen
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 hours ago
DON’T WRITE AGAIN AS I AM THROUGH AND HAVE SAID WHAT I NEED TO. Have a good life.
3 hours ago
Oh, you’re a last worder, then? Good! You’ve said what you need to, all dangerously foolish Beckian fantasy. Why, I’ll bet you believed the swift boat nonsense, too. Have a good tea party.
3 hours ago
Cleaning the House -- Click on the image above to share our "delight" at hoeing-out 12.5 years of accumulated bachelor garbage back in the Summer of '98.
At Theodore Presser Co. -- Click on above image to enlarge. This doodle was drawn when Barb was stuck waiting for Jeff, who was working all day on problems with the Presser LAN
Voodoo Doll #7 - John McCain -- Click on the image above to enlarge, assuming you're not presently discarding your long-held principles.
Portrait of Barry Horowitz -- Click on the image above for a large version suitable for printing and framing, not to mention searching for imbedded fauna.
Voodoo Doll Number 6, George W. Bush -- I insist that you decide to click on the image above to enlarge it. Yee, hah.
Bedbugs in Morristown, New Jersey -- Click on above image to enlarge, or be utterly consumed by bedbugs.
Ronald Reagan Voodoo Doll -- Click on image above to, um, uh, I can't remember the word, Nancy.
Joe Lieberman Voodoo Doll -- Click on image above to enlarge and savor.
Portrait of James Larmore -- Click on above image to enlarge, and study it carefully!
Hypochondriacs Anonymous Meeting #6 -- Click on image above to enlarge.
Click here to go to Hypochondriacs’ Anonymous Meeting #7.
Afghanivietnamistan, The Mission Continues -- Your mission is to click on the image above to enlarge it.
Karl Rove aka Bush's Brain. -- Click on image above to enlarge, if you dare.
Sarah Palin Drives Jews to Israel -- If you have more intellectual capacity than the driver of the bus, click on the image above to enlarge it.
The World Ends in 2012 (Again). - If you know how to click your left mouse button, practice it now on the image above to enlarge it.
Sarah Palin Voodoo Doll - Click on image above to enlarge, if you are able.
Hypochondriacs Anonymous Meeting #5 - Click on the image above to enlarge, assuming you can read this.
Click here to go to Hypochondriacs’ Anonymous Meeting #6.
Voodoo Doll #1 - Dick Cheney -- Click on image above to enlarge (if you're smart)
Jeff Vacuums the House - Click on image above to enlarge, silly person.
The Hachette Group Executes the Staff While Still Soliciting New Subscriptions for MetHome - Click on image above to enlarge
Still soliciting subscriptions this morning!
Here's what you get when you click on the link to subscribe to this sadly deceased magazine.
Fast Forward... Jeff and Barbara Retire Officially -- Click on image above to enlarge
Hypochondriacs Anonymous Meeting #4 - Click on image above to enlarge
Click here to go to Hypochondriacs’ Anonymous Meeting #5
At What Point Do You Have to "Dress Your Age?" - Part 2 - Click on image above to enlarge.
At What Point Do You Have to "Dress Your Age?" - Part one - Click on image to enlarge
Barbara Attends an Emergency Lesson in Charm and Style - Click on image to enlarge
Hypochondriacs Anonymous Meeting #3 - Click on image above to enlarge
Click here to go to Hypochondriacs’ Anonymous Meeting #4
The Customer Who Won't Get Off the Phone. - Click on image above to enlarge
A World Without Mirrors... Just in Time for Halloween - Click on image above to enlarge
Jeffrey's Evolution After Ten Years of Marriage to Me. - Click on image above to enlarge.
What's the Deal With "Foundation Garments"? - Click on image above to enlarge
Which Line Would You Choose? - Click on image above to enlarge?
Fat People - The Group it's Still Okay to Discriminate Against - Click image above to enlarge
Hypochondriacs Anonymous Meeting No. 2 - Click on image above to enlarge
Click here to view Hypochondriacs’ Anonymous Meeting No. 3.
James Larmore Meets His Fifty-Foot Snake - Click on Image Above to Enlarge
Michael Hackett Prepares for Hurricane Rick - Click on image above to enlarge.
Why I Don't Freeze My Head - Click on image above to enlarge
Jeff Tracks a Shipment of Rutabagas, Part Two - Click on image to enlarge
Jeff Tracks a Shipment of Rutabagas, Part One. - Click on image to enlarge.
Author Michael Lassell as Crazed Dickens Character, Mr. Bumble. - Click on image to enlarge
The Things I Could Tell You about Phlegm - Click on above image to enlarge
Grandma Ethyl Phillips, "The Things I Could Tell You about Phlegm" lady, from "Dinosaurs"
Wally Balloo Helps Out - Click on above image to enlarge
Welcome to Morristown - Click on image above to enlarge
Hypochondriacs' Anonymous Meeting #1 - Click on image above to enlarge
Click here to check-out Hypochondriacs’ Anonymous Meeting #2
Seven Horrifying Words I Heard Last Week - Click on image above to enlarge
Is Morristown, NJ a Good Place to Live? - Click on above image to enlarge
Click here to read an article about us vs. Morristown published last year in our local paper!
Nine Levels of Hell for Dieters - Click on the above image to enlarge
The Stink Bugs are Back! - Click on image above to enlarge.
Barb Cooks Murgh Makhani - Click on above image to enlarge.
The Morris Plains Stop & Shop Flu Shot Incident - Click on above image to enlarge
We won! Jeff stopped off at the Stop & Shop, today, and picked-up this $25 gift card for our “inconvenience” yesterday!
Tony came through! Here's our inconvenience fee!
The Return of Spastic Man - Click on above image to enlarge
Here’s a picture of the sushi knife referred to in the comments below. Joy is the chef who preceded us at the Unity Charter School, and Jill was one of the volunteer parents who helped-out cleaning the kitchen…
Barry and the Giant Donut - Click on the above image to enlarge.
Just for the fun of it, here’s The Hofstra University Unispan, referenced in the comic strip above:
Number Twelve Looks Like You - Click on above image to enlarge
Nita and Barbara Audition for the Rockettes - Click on above image to enlarge
17
Sep
09
Doodle #13 – Tamlandia.
Tamlandia - Click on image above to enlarge
Updated 9/18 to include important, new character.
How I Met My Best Friend, Sus - Click on above image to enlarge
Mirror, Mirror 6AM - Click on image above for large version.
Too Late to Become a Tap Dancer - Click on above image to enlarge
Physical Therapy, Day One - Click on image above to enlarge
Doodle #8 - My Personal "Style" Evolution - Click on Image Above to Enlarge
Doodle #7 - Jeff, The Dumpling King - Click on the above image to enlarge
01
Sep
09
Doodle #6 – Jeff in his Element
Doodle #6 - Jeff in his Element - Click on above image to enlarge
Click here to see information about “Hoarders” on the A&E network, a show that has literally changed our lives!
Doodle #5 - Waltuh's 61st Birthday - Click on image above to enlarge
29
Aug
09
Doodle #4 – Work Table
Work Table - Click on Image Above to Enlarge
27
Aug
09
Doodle #2: Stuck in Bed
Stuck in Bed - Click on the image above to enlarge
Tomatoes and Yellow Jackets - click to enlarge
